March 2009
29 posts
Hitler only had one testicle - war medic →
sds:
muppetpants:
caryrandolph:
muppetpants:
pterodactyls:
up-schist-creek:
tristanjay7:
Medic confesses he gave Hitler the reicharound. (via planettampon)
I did Nazi that one coming.
Anne Frankly, neither did I.
It’s likely Hitler battled to keep his bulge mysterious.
RIM SHOT. Aaaaand, you’ve been a great crowd, folks! Be sure to tip your waitress!
It’s all over? I was...
Eschaton →
(via queerly)
Say again? Gloria Estefan once approached by CIA... →
LendAround - →
“The inability to discard worthless items even though they appear to have no...”
– Why Information Must Be Destroyed - CSO Online - Security and Risk (via quasidot)
Evil Robert Mugabe hoards lost Doctor Who tapes →
teeaah:
This made me giggle. Tainted diplomatic relations made worse by Doctor Who tapes!
Which is fine because Doctor Who is srs bsns.
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
– Tom Clancy (via dominilucy)
I liked the quote though I completely disagree.
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Simone de Beauvoir Daily Routines →
courtesy Daily Routines
How writers, artists, and other interesting people organize their days.
Chameleon- for folks who work with distraction →
courtesy of lifehacker
Horse Torture Subject of new Hansom Cab... →
“I never learned to properly use parentheses (but I use them all the time because...”
– lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
courtesy- FAVRD
they are funny- (they are hilarious and should be used at will)
Marijuana Milestone: No More Raids on Pot... →
This is great news for my pot smoking girlfriend.
Hell I guess it’s good news for me too since I do not have bail money should she be picked up in a club raid.
Actually I think it should be legalized already though I don’t think it’s a good daily activity for anyone who isn’t physically in need of it for medical reaons.
Of course I’m not a fan of daily cocktails...
The elite white press corps has a myopic...
courtesy-AlterNet
“There were early indications that corporate media coverage of Barack Obama’s candidacy would be squirm-inducing, putting on display the elite (mainly white) press corps’ murky ideas about race much more than any straightforward reckoning of black Americans’ situation or what an Obama presidency might mean for their concerns.”
squirm inducing- I like it
February 2009
11 posts
AMAZING NEW MEME FOR YOUR MEMEBOOK™ PROFILE! DO...
lonelysandwich:
(baby on a dog- happy birthday)
Jason Permenter came up with a new meme for us to do together! I did it and it changed my life. So shouldn’t yours as well.
1. In the shower that’s closest to you RIGHT NOW, find and write down the brand name of the first product you find. It doesn’t matter which one, but it has to be the FIRST ONE you see.
2. Pick up the book closest to...
Cyber Law?
Slimed Online
courtesy- Portfolio Magazine
“Cyber-bullying has reached a new low—at the highest levels of the professional world. So when anonymous attackers went after two Yale law students, they struck back and filed suit. their case may help change the rules.”
Chronic Disorganization →
A Certificate of Study in Chronic Disorganization can currently be achieved in about six to twelve months. The exact time depends on when the required classes are offered.
There are certificates!
Conquering Clutter →
“The rarely used objects that clutter our lives are not really objects at all but symbols of our plans and untapped potential.”
I keep hearing things like this- is the crap in my house what’s keeping me from greatness?
December 2008
1 post
Susie Bright: My Little Chat with Playboy Today →
June 2008
5 posts
John Mc.... →
Secret. 3819 by *DeviantArtSecret on deviantART
May 2008
124 posts
Thank You Max
Penguin Classics Tumblr Theme
A Tumblr theme from Max
theme changes- like playing dress up only better-
I still like the theme and playing dress up but I couldn’t adjust so I’m back home again thanks Sid05.
Sawyer's Nicknames for Others, Selected
courtesy- yourmonkeycalled: “Hurley: … Gumby, Chicken Little, Deepdish, Ese, Grape Ape, Grimace, Hammo, Hero, Hoss, Hulk, International House of Pancakes, Jabba …” Merlin offers many more, here.
As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts Rise →
courtesy- archivalproject: The suspects in a growing number of grease infractions fall into a range of categories, people interviewed on the matter said, as grease theft is a crime of opportunity. They include do-it-yourself environmentalists worried about their carbon footprints, warring waste management firms trying to beat each other on the sly, and petty thieves who are profiting from the...